Because I can cook and not break sliding glass doors

How many rocket scientists does it take to cook hot dogs? Apparently 5 on this patio wasn't enough.

How many rocket scientists does it take to put a sliding glass door back on its track? Apparently more than 3. Notice that duct tape is a rocket scientist's best friend.

This is my finger, the result of broken glass exploding from the frame.

Disclaimer: There was a very important football game on that day and everyone had had a little bit to drink in celebration.